getting schooled in the basement

school got us all types of messed up. was it the teachers? the kids? the lunches? or all of the above? this isn't a multiple choice test. we're breaking it down, looking back at all of our shenanigans growing up in a suburban district. we talk about teachers that guided us and others that metaphorically paddled us. we also reflect on why we acted out, homecoming kings and queens, sex in the schoolhall, bullying and being different. if you could reimagine school, what would it look like? *que hogwarts theme song*